When my joke is greeted by awkward silence
Where’s the fun in life when you live it with a stick so far up your ass you can’t even walk? At that point, you’re just someone’s puppet.
I just found my puppy napping while wearing my pajama bottoms. Actually wearing, around his body….how? Crying from laughter.
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
